Talking Out of Both Sides of Our Self-Righteous Mouths

The donkey and elephant are walking arm in arm, laughing their asses off while stomping on Uncle Sam, surrounded by bags of fucking money. And we're too busy fighting over which one is worse to notice. Both parties have spent decades expanding government power, eroding personal liberty, and convincing Americans that their neighbors are the enemy. Meanwhile, the politicians and their wealthy benefactors keep collecting their checks. We celebrate elections like victories, but what the fuck have we actually won?