The Political Machine Is Working Exactly as Fucking Intended
It's midterm election season, and the political bullshit is flowing freely. Everybody's screaming, everybody's an expert, and everybody's convinced their preferred political party is going to save the fucking country. Meanwhile, we're fighting over ICE, immigration, and whatever outrage dominates the news cycle while the government keeps taking our money and chipping away at our liberties. The political machine is working exactly as intended, and we're the idiots keeping it running.
Both Parties Can Fuck All The Way Off
I’m not picking between Coke and Pepsi and pretending it’s revolutionary. I’m bringing my own damn flask.