I Don't Need Any Fucking Help Shopping

Two Le Pera motorcycle seats. Nearly $1,400 spent. Two failures at roughly 20,000 miles apiece. So naturally, I found myself shopping for yet another fucking motorcycle seat. And just when I thought the morning couldn't get more irritating, Microsoft Copilot decided I needed help shopping. Seriously? Ask my wife. The last fucking thing I need is help spending money on motorcycles.