Both Parties Can Fuck All The Way Off
I’m not picking between Coke and Pepsi and pretending it’s revolutionary. I’m bringing my own damn flask.
A “RESIST” sign, an HOA rule, and one ladder accidentally reveal the absurdity of modern political rebellion. A sharp rant about fake resistance, performative outrage, elections, comfort, and people who want to cosplay revolution without risking a damn thing.
I’m not picking between Coke and Pepsi and pretending it’s revolutionary. I’m bringing my own damn flask.